This link will get you to the full newsletter text of Dave Schwensen’s mention of Marjorie’s upcoming Ohio joke book. Anyone can submit a joke and get a writing credit if the joke is selected.
Marjorie is working on a book comprised solely of Ohio jokes. All jokes must be about Ohio. Marjorie will give name credit and you can all become famous! Clean jokes preferred, though all jokes will be considered as long as the jokes have not been published in someone else’s book. They can be original or something that has been passed down to you. At least 70-80 more jokes are needed, so keep ’em comin’!
If a joke you’ve heard is good, but it isn’t an Ohio joke, make it your own and make it about Ohio. Marjorie is including a joke she just switched around tonight to include a punchline she liked but with an Ohio feel. Here’s one of Marjorie’s made-to-order Ohio jokes:
Two hunters in Coshocton, Ohio are walking together when they spot tracks in the snow. The first hunter says, “Those must be boar tracks.” The second hunter replies, “Oh, no, those are definitely deer tracks.” And that was when the train hit them. — Marjorie Preston
See what she’s done there? 😉