I performed at Max McQ’s open mic last night (March 21st) in Akron and did a blistering seven or so minutes to a huge crowd — six, maybe seven people.  Are we sure Akron even still exists?  The good news is if you’re a comic, you can probably get stage time.  Show up on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. and ask for the MC — the Dark Muppet.  Yes, he really calls himself that.  Hey, it’s memorable…